ROCK OUT WITH YOUR BARACK OUT.

The following is a true story.

Last night, I dreamt that I went to an Obama rally. It was dark out, there were lights and cameras everywhere, and I was standing in a long line to meet him. It seemed like hours before I got to the front. But when it was finally my turn to shake his hand, someone turned on some rap music. Unable to control myself, I started to pump-pump-pump-get it-get it. Unable to control himself, Obama joined in.

He took off his tie and his dress shirt, and broke it down in a white T. We were connecting with our people, with our roots. I was doing the Tootsie Roll and the Sprinkler; he was doing the Robot and the Harlem Shake. I think he might have even done some C-walking, but I can’t be sure. It was beautiful.

At the end, we joined hands and waved to the cheering crowd. It was certain we had won.

If only all things could be settled by a dance off.

But wait — they can:

Jon Chu, making dreams come true. Literally.

Pop, Barack, and drop it, ya’ll.

2 Responses to “ROCK OUT WITH YOUR BARACK OUT.”

  1. wow….

  2. [...] This morning America signed, sealed, and delivered a promise that has been over two hundred years in the making. That promise is called Barack Obama. [...]

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